Description

“All the Sugar and Twice the Caffeine.”

Before energy drinks came in aluminum cans, the tech world ran on Jolt Cola. We’ve immortalized the iconic glass bottle in a massive, solid wood sculpture that demands attention. Whether you remember late-night LAN parties or coding marathons, this piece brings those memories flooding back.

Oversized & Hand-Turned This isn’t a small trinket. It is a substantial, lathe-turned sculpture that towers over a standard soda bottle.

The Shape: Expertly turned to match the curves of the classic glass bottle, from the sturdy base to the crown cap.
The Grain: We use wood with a distinct, flowing grain pattern that mimics the liquid movement inside a bottle, giving the piece a stunning organic look.
The Details: The “Jolt Cola” logo isn’t a sticker—it is carved in relief and wood-burned (pyrogrpahy) to create a dark, permanent contrast against the lighter wood body. Even the cap features the lightning bolt logo on top!.

A Tribute to Retro Tech Culture This bottle is more than decor; it’s a symbol of the early days of computing and gaming culture. It looks perfectly at home on a desk, a bookshelf, or in a game room.

Specifications:

Material: Solid Wood (featuring high-contrast grain)
Finish: Clear coat to highlight the grain, with wood-burned/stained accents.

Handcrafted Fan Art: This wooden sculpture is a one-of-a-kind artistic tribute created by a fan, for fans. It is not an official product of Jolt Cola or its parent companies.